Subject: Tax Rebate

As you may have heard, the President and Congress have said each and every one of us will soon get a nice rebate 'gift.'

  

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China .

If we spend it on gasoline, it will all go to the Arabs.

It we purchase a computer, it will all go to India .

If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will all go to Mexico , Honduras , and  Guatemala .

If we purchase a good car, it will all go to Japan .

If we purchase other useless goods, it will all go to Taiwan , and none of it (aside from the sales tax) will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America , so tell all your friends to buy whiskey and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the U.S.

"Support the American economy, get drunk"

A secretary got an expensive PEN as birthday gift from her boss.

She sent her boss a 'Thank You' via SMS. The wife read the text and angrily shows her husband the message:

" Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks "

Moral : Space is essential in every successful married life